October 9, 2021

Sports Tidbits: Week 5 of the NFL Pick Them

Rob Warren
Sports Blogger

Bills vs Chiefs – Game of the week in my eyes. The Chiefs have two losses already, to win this game would re-establish them at the league’s best team.  The Bills are squashing people, and playing really well, and have the momentum.  The Chiefs have come back to the pack a bit.  Bills establish themselves as an elite team in the league.

The games are getting more intense as we go down the stretch, and most teams are in bye week.

Jets vs Falcons – As Coach Prime says “Aint nobody care”, The NFL sent the London folk this game?

 I think the Falcons get their second W over the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets. Apologies to the Queen in advance for exporting this stinker to our friends in the UK.

Packers vs Bengals – Tough Game because these are these aren’t your average Bungles. But Hippie Hair Aaron Rodgers and Pack get the W

Lions vs Vikings – Fighting Kirk Cousins are better than their 1-3 record.  Vikes yell “Skol” (that’s a chant or a thing they do in Minnesota). Purple jersey dudes get the win.  No kneecaps will be harmed in this game.  (See Dan Campbell’s introductory press conference if you didn’t get that joke)

https://www.detroitlions.com/video/dan-campbell-introductory-press-conference

Broncos vs Steelers – If Teddy Bridgewater plays,  The OJ SUV’s get the W.  If it’s Paxton Lynch, “We do not care” (Mike Tomlin voice) because Pittsburgh isn’t very good right now and the Broncos will win anyway.

Dolphins vs Buccaneers – Tom Brady and them get the W.

Eagles vs Panthers – The crazy Cats from Carolina get back on track after being beat by the Cowboys last weekend.  T’Challa’s favorite NFL team gets the win. 

Titans vs Jaguars – The Titans have been disappointing so far this year.  Be on upset alert for this one.   I’m gonna give the Titans a slight edge.  But the Jags were really feisty against the Bengals last week, they had a couple extra days of rest from playing on Thursday, don’t be surprised if Jags rally around their embattled Coach, who they or may not respect or like and get a W.  Official pick is the Titans though.

Patriots vs Texans – Mack Jones and Belichick get a much needed win.

Bears vs Raiders – Tough week for Coach Gruden with old bones being dug out of his closet. But the Black Hole show up for the Silver and Black and the Raiders just win baby.

Browns vs Chargers – One of the best match ups of the week. I think the Browns pass rush gets to Justin Herbert, and Baker Mayfield films a Progressive commercial at the half and still wins.  Dog Pound W!  

Giants vs Cowboys – The Cowboys appear to be for real. The Giants appear to be the same hot mess that they’ve been for years. Cowboys win in Jerry World.

49ers vs Cardinals – Jimmy G is in the same position is his around this time of year.  In street clothes with a hat on, not playing.  Kyler Murray is a solidified baller and beats Baby Shanahan and them.

Bills vs Chiefs – Game of the week in my eyes. The Chiefs have two losses already, to win this game would re-establish them at the league’s best team. The Bills are squashing people, and playing really well, and have the momentum.  The Chiefs have come back to the pack a bit. Bills establish themselves as an elite team in the league.

Colts vs Ravens – Big Truss for the easy win!The Colts Stink, and The Ravens can beat just about anyone with Lamar Jackson under center.

Fantasy Start em Sit em

Cowboys Offensive Players

Dak, any of his healthy receivers.  Start them! They will have a great day against the Giants.

Lamar Jackson will also have a healthy night Monday against the Colts.

Kirk Cousins the Stat sheet king will have a healthy day against the Lions.

No obvious sit ‘em this week!

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